While playing once Rajnikanth said
While playing once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl...
Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"
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Rajnikanth refused to be the
Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA because the could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....
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Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa! Eating
Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa!
Eating Sugar, No Papa!
Telling Lies... No Papa!
Open Ur Mouth, Yenna Rascalla Mind It !
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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*Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button.
*Rajnikant doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him.
*Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked
*Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third
*Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth
*Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
;-)
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Join the discussion on Rajnikanth Free SMS.
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What did shivaji (Rajni Kaant) say to bruce Lee when he meet him? Tu "Karaate" Main "Maraathe"..!!
When Rajanikanth is sick, he goes to his summer house in Bermuda Triangle to rest. History is proof that he likes his privacy.
Rajni, Rajni ..Yes Papa ..Eating D0sa .. ?...N0 Papa ..Telling Lie .. ?N0 Papa ..0pen y0ur m0uth ..Yanna Rascalla !!Mind it! ;)
UP me jada kohra (smoke all around) hota guess why ??????,,,,,,kuiki rajinikanth south me baith ke cigarette peta hai .
NEWTON:How 2 write 4 in btwn 5?China:jokeJapan: impossibleAmerica: wrong questionUK: not found on the internetRAJNIKANTH from INDIA
Principal: What do you want to become in future ?Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Policeforce and get a good Job in good software company, and work as a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor.Principal: Hey whats your name?Student Rajnikanth
Osama bin laden used plane to demolish the world trade center.Rajnikant would have demolish it with his powerful legs
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye humwah wahBarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wahAre aage kya hua?Hona kya thaRajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...:-P
one day rajnikanth gonna f****d his wife hardly..guess wat happen??......his wife gave Birth to a pregnant girl..
Once Rajnikanth started running from Delhi to Chennai.... guess what the earth started rotating south to north...
Jab rajanikant ne apne ghar me A/c lagaya ,aur apne ghar ka darwaja khola tab.......india me winter aya.
Once rajnikanth taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell........that kid has grown up and is now called sub inspector Daya
1 day rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy...he kicked him so hard dat he went.....flying in the sky wid his broom...today dat boy is famous as..............HARRY POTTER.....
Do you know??whn Rajni was born ?????????????........On 30 feb & scince then february decidec not to gove this day to anybody else ...........
once rajnikant taught a child how to play "counter strike"and today that child is known as .........................."osama bin laden"
NAME: RajnikhanthHobby: playin wid TIGER & LIONHz RECORD-Fought wid ELEPANT & broke hz neckGREATEST ACHIEVEMENT-Skatign in VOLCANOSily things done:swiming in tsunamimost embarasement moment:cudnot kil 2 shark in 1 punchproudest moment:wen da biggest cobra died aftr bitin him
once rajnikant n a grl wer playing cards. rajni lost......rajni was having 3 acesthe girl was having 3 rajnis
Breaking News:- Santa and Banta have decided to commit suicide...................................Reason:- They are feeling neglected and ignored coz of Rajnikanth!
Rajnikant strted using FACEBOOK...within 10 sec he got trillions of nOtificatiOns.....One of them was.....Facebook wants 2 b your frnd.....
once spiderman,superman,batman,ironman,shaktiman,krrish,jadu,all visited rajnikant house do u know which day it was ?.........
If Rajnikant Want to go America What will he do??Will He Catch flight? No ! ! !Will He Fly ? ? NO ! ! He Will Jump and Earthwill Rotate and Rajni comes down...
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If Rajnikant Want to go America What will he do??
Will He Catch flight? No ! ! !
Will He Fly ? ? NO ! !
He Will Jump and Earth
will Rotate and Rajni comes down...
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once spiderman,superman,batman,ironman,shaktiman,krrish,jadu,all visited rajnikant house do u know which day it was ?
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.
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*guru purnima*
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While playing once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl...
Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"
Messages: 1 | Chars: 109 | Author: anil | Category: Rajnikant SMS | Send to Friend
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Rajnikanth refused to be the
Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA because the could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....
Messages: 1 | Chars: 133 | Author: anil | Category: Rajnikant SMS | Send to Friend
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Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa! Eating
Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa!
Eating Sugar, No Papa!
Telling Lies... No Papa!
Open Ur Mouth, Yenna Rascalla Mind It !
Messages: 1 | Chars: 120 | Author: anil | Category: Rajnikant SMS | Send to Friend
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
.
.
.
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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*Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button.
*Rajnikant doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him.
*Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked
*Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third
*Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth
*Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
;-)
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Join the discussion on Rajnikanth Free SMS.
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What did shivaji (Rajni Kaant) say to bruce Lee when he meet him? Tu "Karaate" Main "Maraathe"..!!
When Rajanikanth is sick, he goes to his summer house in Bermuda Triangle to rest. History is proof that he likes his privacy.
Rajni, Rajni ..Yes Papa ..Eating D0sa .. ?...N0 Papa ..Telling Lie .. ?N0 Papa ..0pen y0ur m0uth ..Yanna Rascalla !!Mind it! ;)
UP me jada kohra (smoke all around) hota guess why ??????,,,,,,kuiki rajinikanth south me baith ke cigarette peta hai .
NEWTON:How 2 write 4 in btwn 5?China:jokeJapan: impossibleAmerica: wrong questionUK: not found on the internetRAJNIKANTH from INDIA
Principal: What do you want to become in future ?Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Policeforce and get a good Job in good software company, and work as a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor.Principal: Hey whats your name?Student Rajnikanth
Osama bin laden used plane to demolish the world trade center.Rajnikant would have demolish it with his powerful legs
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye humwah wahBarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wahAre aage kya hua?Hona kya thaRajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum...:-P
one day rajnikanth gonna f****d his wife hardly..guess wat happen??......his wife gave Birth to a pregnant girl..
Once Rajnikanth started running from Delhi to Chennai.... guess what the earth started rotating south to north...
Jab rajanikant ne apne ghar me A/c lagaya ,aur apne ghar ka darwaja khola tab.......india me winter aya.
Once rajnikanth taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell........that kid has grown up and is now called sub inspector Daya
1 day rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy...he kicked him so hard dat he went.....flying in the sky wid his broom...today dat boy is famous as..............HARRY POTTER.....
Do you know??whn Rajni was born ?????????????........On 30 feb & scince then february decidec not to gove this day to anybody else ...........
once rajnikant taught a child how to play "counter strike"and today that child is known as .........................."osama bin laden"
NAME: RajnikhanthHobby: playin wid TIGER & LIONHz RECORD-Fought wid ELEPANT & broke hz neckGREATEST ACHIEVEMENT-Skatign in VOLCANOSily things done:swiming in tsunamimost embarasement moment:cudnot kil 2 shark in 1 punchproudest moment:wen da biggest cobra died aftr bitin him
once rajnikant n a grl wer playing cards. rajni lost......rajni was having 3 acesthe girl was having 3 rajnis
Breaking News:- Santa and Banta have decided to commit suicide...................................Reason:- They are feeling neglected and ignored coz of Rajnikanth!
Rajnikant strted using FACEBOOK...within 10 sec he got trillions of nOtificatiOns.....One of them was.....Facebook wants 2 b your frnd.....
once spiderman,superman,batman,ironman,shaktiman,krrish,jadu,all visited rajnikant house do u know which day it was ?.........
If Rajnikant Want to go America What will he do??Will He Catch flight? No ! ! !Will He Fly ? ? NO ! ! He Will Jump and Earthwill Rotate and Rajni comes down...
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If Rajnikant Want to go America What will he do??
Will He Catch flight? No ! ! !
Will He Fly ? ? NO ! !
He Will Jump and Earth
will Rotate and Rajni comes down...
===============================================================================
once spiderman,superman,batman,ironman,shaktiman,krrish,jadu,all visited rajnikant house do u know which day it was ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*guru purnima*
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