Anna Raskala

Rajnikant strted using FACEBOOK...within 10 sec he got trillions of nOtificatiOns.....
One of them was.....
Facebook wants 2 b your frnd.....






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Breaking News:- Santa and Banta have decided to commit suicide.
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Reason:- They are feeling neglected and ignored coz of Rajnikanth!






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once rajnikant n a grl wer playing cards. rajni lost.
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rajni was having 3 aces



the girl was having 3 rajnis






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NAME: Rajnikhanth

Hobby: playin wid TIGER & LION

Hz RECORD-Fought wid ELEPANT & broke hz neck

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT-Skatign in VOLCANO

Sily things done:swiming in tsunami

most embarasement moment:cudnot kil 2 shark in 1 punch

proudest moment:wen da biggest cobra died aftr bitin him





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once rajnikant taught a child how to play "counter strike"
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"osama bin laden"





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Do you know??
whn Rajni was born ?????????????

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On 30 feb



& scince then february decidec not to gove this day to anybody else ..........













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1 day rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy...he kicked him so hard dat he went.....flying in the sky wid his broom...today dat boy is famous as..............HARRY POTTER.....!
ANKIT SHRIVASTAV







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Once rajnikanth taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell....
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that kid has grown up and is now called sub inspector Daya










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Jab rajanikant ne apne ghar me A/c lagaya ,aur apne ghar ka darwaja khola tab.
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.india me winter aya.





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Once Rajnikanth started running from Delhi to Chennai.... guess what the earth started rotating south to north...






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