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Small minds talk abt Sales.
Average minds talk about Business,
Great minds talk abt Growth,
Bt CHAMPIONS like u Nevr talk, they just PERFORM n the WORLD talks.
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Inteligence is like an underwear. It is imporatnt that u have it, but not necessary that u show it....
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Take the date u r born, x4, +13, x25, -200, +mth u r born, x2, -40, x50, + last 2 digit of ur yr u r born, -10500. Notice anything? Try it, interesting
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Do u know,why 14 november is celebrated as childrens day?bcoz it cums just after 9 month of valentine day.
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HEIGHT OF Bindasness:
Entering late in the Class without permision & saying to Mam-
.
.
.
.
HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME
..................................................................
Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane k liye,
ham khud ko mita de ise nibhane k liye,
milne ka to nasib nahi,
so sms kiya hamari yad dilane k liye.
..................................................................
Collector banna hai to IAS pado...
Doctor banna hai to MBBS pado...
Lawyer banna hai to LLB pado...
AUR
BEVAKUUF Banna ho to mera SMS pado....
..................................................................
Msg peh msg bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja karab karthe ho,
lekin bhejte ho to kya bhejte
khud ka bheja to chaltha hi nahi,
dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...
..................................................................
Never get tired of doin little things to others,bcoz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my sms to u.
..................................................................
A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!
..................................................................
THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…
..................................................................
Do u know u look gr8 wid 2 pounds less? I mean ur clothes weigh exactly 2 pounds
..................................................................
Small minds talk abt Sales.
Average minds talk about Business,
Great minds talk abt Growth,
Bt CHAMPIONS like u Nevr talk, they just PERFORM n the WORLD talks.
..................................................................
Inteligence is like an underwear. It is imporatnt that u have it, but not necessary that u show it....
..................................................................
Take the date u r born, x4, +13, x25, -200, +mth u r born, x2, -40, x50, + last 2 digit of ur yr u r born, -10500. Notice anything? Try it, interesting
..................................................................
Do u know,why 14 november is celebrated as childrens day?bcoz it cums just after 9 month of valentine day.
..................................................................
HEIGHT OF Bindasness:
Entering late in the Class without permision & saying to Mam-
.
.
.
.
HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME
..................................................................
Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane k liye,
ham khud ko mita de ise nibhane k liye,
milne ka to nasib nahi,
so sms kiya hamari yad dilane k liye.
..................................................................
Collector banna hai to IAS pado...
Doctor banna hai to MBBS pado...
Lawyer banna hai to LLB pado...
AUR
BEVAKUUF Banna ho to mera SMS pado....
..................................................................
Msg peh msg bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja karab karthe ho,
lekin bhejte ho to kya bhejte
khud ka bheja to chaltha hi nahi,
dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...
..................................................................
Never get tired of doin little things to others,bcoz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my sms to u.
..................................................................
A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!
..................................................................
THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…
..................................................................
Do u know u look gr8 wid 2 pounds less? I mean ur clothes weigh exactly 2 pounds
..................................................................
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