Anna Raskala

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.

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This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.

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When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!

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A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

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Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.

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*Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button.

*Rajnikant doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him.

*Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked

*Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third

*Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced

*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth

*Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral



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NASA CLOSED… THIS SEASON Coz

NASA CLOSED… THIS SEASON

Coz Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!


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Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at

Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at School

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Since then that day is commonly named as




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* Sunday *
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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and



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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!
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In 2007... RAJNIKANT lost his

In 2007... RAJNIKANT lost his wallet

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It was called RECESSION !!
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If Rajnikanth would have born 100

If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, Britishers would have fought to get independence.
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Paul the Octopus died recently...

Paul the Octopus died recently... Some idiot asked him to predict when Rajanikant would die!
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