Tera Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
Phir Wahi Din Hoga
Phir Wahi Raat Hogi
Lakin ab Na Jane Phir Kab Mulakat Hogi
Magar Karte Rehna SMS Tabhi toh Dilse Dil Ki baat Hogi
Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
wah
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
Dial *123# for Airtel balance enquiry
A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under:
Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies
Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,
Ek pal me juda ho gaye,
Abhi to mere saath the,
Abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kahi soh to nahi gaye?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sagr Ki Ret Pr 1Ldka Ldki K Sath Baitha Tha
Usne Ldki Se PuchaTum Bolti q Nhi?
Usne Palke Jhukakr Shrmakr
Ret P Likha Muh Me Gutka Hai
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hindi version of “United We Stand, Divided We Fall..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sangathan Mein Shakti Hai, Akele Mein Phat ti Hai…” :-D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DARDNAAK KAHANI-
1Ladke Ne Kaha-i Love U
to Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara
to Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua
is tarah
DARD NAAK Kahani Khatm Hua
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga
Sab Ki Tasveere Jala Dunga
Ek Tum Hi Rahoge Sirf Is Dil Me
Balance Dalwa Do
Bahut Dua Dunga!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jyotish-35 Ki Umr Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Aadmi-Uske Baad?
:-)
:-D
:-P
:-O
Jyotish-Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi :P
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FUNNY SMS
Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: T
(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
Phir Wahi Din Hoga
Phir Wahi Raat Hogi
Lakin ab Na Jane Phir Kab Mulakat Hogi
Magar Karte Rehna SMS Tabhi toh Dilse Dil Ki baat Hogi
Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
wah
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
Dial *123# for Airtel balance enquiry
A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under:
Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo!
DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies
Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,
Ek pal me juda ho gaye,
Abhi to mere saath the,
Abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kahi soh to nahi gaye?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sagr Ki Ret Pr 1Ldka Ldki K Sath Baitha Tha
Usne Ldki Se PuchaTum Bolti q Nhi?
Usne Palke Jhukakr Shrmakr
Ret P Likha Muh Me Gutka Hai
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hindi version of “United We Stand, Divided We Fall..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sangathan Mein Shakti Hai, Akele Mein Phat ti Hai…” :-D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DARDNAAK KAHANI-
1Ladke Ne Kaha-i Love U
to Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara
to Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua
is tarah
DARD NAAK Kahani Khatm Hua
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga
Sab Ki Tasveere Jala Dunga
Ek Tum Hi Rahoge Sirf Is Dil Me
Balance Dalwa Do
Bahut Dua Dunga!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jyotish-35 Ki Umr Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Aadmi-Uske Baad?
:-)
:-D
:-P
:-O
Jyotish-Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi :P
Posted by shan mohd at 03:54 0 comments
Email This BlogThis! Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Google Buzz
FUNNY SMS
Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: T
(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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